Just back from Spain, my wife has decided that a new dog will give the old one a new lease of life
While we were away, the middle one took the dog to its grooming appointment. When the dog returned shorn, the cat concluded, not for the first time, that this was a different dog altogether, and spent the next 24 hours living in a tree.
“But then it was fine,” the middle one says, the day after we get back.
